This game is not designed to run on your device. Add it to a collection to play later, or you can try to run it anyway.

I have no thumbs and I must dash (AKA "I wanna be the games journalist", AKA "Pothead") is a game about being bad at video games. Play with X, C and arrows.

It is also a joke.

There are four different sections:

  1. Tutorial
  2. Easy Mode
  3. Hard Mode
  4. Bonus Levels

If you want to stream this game, do not play hard mode off-stream, just play the tutorial first and go in blind!

Music: "Maple Leaf Rag" written by Scott Joplin, performed by William J Leslie

More information
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Rating
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
(3 total ratings)
AuthorBlubberquark Software
GenrePlatformer
Made withHaxe, Aseprite, Tiled, OpenFL
Tags2D, 8-Bit, artgame, Black and White, Comedy, masocore, Meme
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsKeyboard, Xbox controller
AccessibilityHigh-contrast

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romanvolek3 years ago

not bad

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