Pothead / I Have No Thumbs And I Must Dash

I have no thumbs and I must dash (AKA "I wanna be the games journalist", AKA "Pothead") is a game about being bad at video games. Play with X, C and arrows.

It is also a joke.

There are four different sections:

1. Tutorial
2. Easy Mode
3. Hard Mode
4. Bonus Levels

If you want to stream this game, do not play hard mode off-stream, just play the tutorial first and go in blind!

Music: "Maple Leaf Rag" written by Scott Joplin, performed by William J Leslie